Toxic Affirmations for Swifties: A Hilariously Unhinged Guide to Heartbreak, Revenge, and Delusion

Toxic Affirmations for Swifties: A Hilariously Unhinged Guide to Heartbreak, Revenge, and Delusion

Are you a Swiftie who’s cried to 'All Too Well,' ignored every red flag, or turned heartbreak into your entire vibe? 'Toxic Affirmations for Swifties' is the eBook you didn’t know you needed. This hilariously unfiltered guide takes you through every chaotic era—Heartbreak, Revenge, Delulu, Self-Sabotage, and beyond—with Taylor Swift-inspired affirmations that validate your messiest moments. From overanalyzing texts to plotting petty revenge with style, this book is your toxic best friend, cheering you on as you embrace the drama. With savage humor, relatable rants, and Swiftie-coded wisdom, it’s perfect for fans ready to own their flaws and laugh through the tears. Whether you’re stuck in a situationship or thriving in your 'Karma Is My Boyfriend' glow-up, this eBook delivers the ultimate catharsis. Download it today and step into your most iconic era yet—because maybe you are the problem, and that’s totally okay!